Binary Trigger: The Latest Target of Legal Lunacy

Ah, the binary trigger—a nifty little tool that’s as misunderstood as a politician’s promise. Latest on the chopping block of overly enthusiastic legislative types, this trusty gadget is being accused of all sorts of malicious deeds. But wait, government overreach here? How shocking! When will they learn that not everything they don’t understand should be banned? Spoiler alert: probably never.

Just What is a Binary Trigger Anyway

For those fortunate enough not to have the media spoon-feed them alternative facts, a binary trigger is a firearm accessory that allows a gun to fire one round upon pulling the trigger and another upon releasing it. That’s right folks, it doesn’t magically convert your rifle into a home-wrecking, laser-shooting monster. But try explaining that to a bureaucrat worried about losing face—or an election.

Media Panic at the Disco of Facts

Of course, if you browse the mainstream media, you'd think binary triggers are the firearm equivalent of Pandora's Box. Instead of reporting the truth that these devices are legal and used mainly in sports shooting, they paint them as automatic weapons just waiting to walk themselves into crime scenes. Remember when reporting included facts? Neither do they!

Contradictions of Our Time

We’re residing in a time where cities are too “dangerous” for law-abiding citizens to carry guns for protection unless it's tax-funded gun control. And yet, somehow, binary triggers are considered a bigger threat than the skyrocketing crime rates. Irony just doesn’t get the applause it deserves.

Government Overreach Ahoy

The government loves to remind us that they work for the people, but if that’s the case, why does it feel like they fail customer service 101 every time a bill is passed? Instead of addressing issues that actually impact communities, they prefer to fixate on finding scapegoats like binary triggers to showcase their "efforts." Spoiler alert: It’s not working.

Closing Thoughts

In the land of the free, where choices should reign supreme, it’s always open season on binary triggers, it seems. With everyone from lawmakers to biased journalists hopping on the anti-gun bandwagon, one must ask: when will they realize they're fixing a problem that doesn't exist? Perhaps when pigs fly.

So here we are, dear readers, left wondering why defending the Second Amendment feels like yelling into a void. If you're as tired of anti-2A rhetoric as we are, let's turn the tables. Dig into more facts, call out the spin, and subscribe to GatCrank for the latest updates. Together, we can keep the conversation going and maybe, just maybe, see the day when sanity returns to legislation.