Constitution Confusion: Media's Epic Fail on Supreme Law of the Land

If you thought the media had a solid grasp on the basics of American governance, well, bless your heart. Let’s dive into their fascinating journey of confusing reality with Hulu’s latest dystopian series. Spoiler alert: “What is the supreme law of the US?” isn’t the trick question they seem to think it is.

Media Misfire: Welcome to the “Constitution? Never Heard of It” Club

Apparently, there’s a new trend among the mainstream media: pretending the U.S. Constitution is some ancient artifact best left to scholars and Indiana Jones fanatics. With newsrooms acting like they’ve uncovered a shocking secret, claiming the supreme law is anything other than the Constitution itself, one can’t help but wonder if they skipped a few civics classes. But don’t worry—we’re here to point out this grand oversight with a friendly wave and a smirk.

Government Overreach: Your Friendly Neighborhood Power Grab

One might argue that every time the government steps over its boundaries like an uninvited guest who razes your well-stocked fridge, it’s because they’ve internally rebranded the Constitution as “suggestions rather than rules.” And shocker, readers, the media often cheers them on, somehow mistaking bureaucracy for heroism and overreach for governance.

Media Hypocrisy: When Ignorance Isn't Bliss

The real comedy gold, however, lies in the media’s selective amnesia when it comes to what constitutes overreach. They howl like banshees about the oppressive nature of enforcing the Second Amendment while ignoring, or worse, celebrating, state mandates that seize fundamental freedoms without so much as a polite “may I?” Pardon us if we’re not laughing along with the laugh track.

The 2A Angle: Undermined and Overlooked

Of course, their favorite pastime seems to be deriding the Second Amendment. When not busy confusing constitutional basics, they’re painting lawful gun owners as the spectacle in today’s reality TV show. And yet, expect nothing but crickets when it comes to unlawful encroachments that stand at odds with what the very supreme law of the land guarantees.

Closing Thoughts: When Truth Isn’t Trendy

So, the next time you see the media tripping over the question “what is the supreme law of the US?”, remember they’re not alone in their tumble. The puzzle of basic civic knowledge extends to those peddling government overreach as benevolence. Here’s a pro-tip: open the Constitution. Spoiler—it’s all in there, folks.

In the meantime, stay sharp, stay informed, and stay unapologetically pro-2A. Let's keep the dialogue going, because contrary to popular belief, knowledge is power, and it doesn’t take a government-issued memo to make that clear.

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